Why didn’t you tell me you had a blog Kyle?
I didn’t really want you reading it. It’s not really me, it’s just like rough notes and ideas and stuff.
Bull-crap! It’s totally you: it’s sweet and pathetic and funny and pretends to be clever. It’s exactly like you!
[SCOFFS] How much have you read?
Oh, loads la. I love it. It’s a shame you don’t have any actual talent or –
Have you read any –
-actual talent or anything worth talking about, is what I was trying to say. [GLARES] Have I read any of the the filth? Yes, and it’s disgusting, but so are you. [PAUSES] I’m not complaining am I?
It’s just a bit embarrassing, having you read that stuff, it’s like having you walk in on me masturbating.
I can see how that would be embarrassing yes, but you don’t masturbate publicly on WordPress do you?
I tried, but it got no likes and some of the comments about my penis hurt my feelings a little.
[ALMOST LAUGHS] Nice.
So you wanna watch me have a wank then?