date 1000s of pretty chinese girls?
I always thought that 1000 is rather a lot for one date – think of the bill?
and think about poor little ‘Pretty Chinese Girl’ and how bored she must be…
‘Pretty Chinese Girl’ has had enough.
‘Tall, Dark and Handsome’ was boring, ‘Good Sense of Humour’ was a racist and ‘Likes Long Walks’ was bullshitting.
‘Likes Theatre’ was full of shit and ‘Enjoys Country Pubs and Good Food’ an alcoholic.
She thinks about calling ‘Seeking Friendship and Maybe More’ but decides she’ll go back to ‘Doesn’t Give a Shit’. At least she knows where she stands with him.