Ok, just for Robin.

The wonderful Robin of In My Own Public Universe has nominated me for a blogger award. I am flattered, and fully erect, to be nominated for anything by Robin but have decided not to go along with the award thing any more.

A few minutes with a calculator will demonstrate that if we each award  seven other bloggers then within 6 months every blogger on the planet will have been nominated 247 times.

Don’t get me wrong, I love having my ego stroked, although I prefer to have it sucked. I like to have other people watch me stroke my ego too and to watch them stroke theirs. I like how egos taste. I like the taste of my own ego and I want to taste yours too. I bet it is delicious.

Just for Robin though, I will do the seven weird things about myself  list but that is largely due to the fact that I am an exhibitionist and like telling people weird things about myself.

  1. I am an exhibitionist.
  2. I like telling people weird things about my self.
  3. I was recently someone’s internet sex slave for two weeks.
  4. I once had sext with two women at the same time without them knowing about the other – I had given them both the same nickname so I was able to cut and paste a lot of it.
  5. One of these things is not true.
  6. I cannot count to seven.

Thank you Robin. You are a star and your blog is a sheer delight. I will have killed anyone who does not follow you.

10 responses

  1. Hahahaha!!!

    12.03.19 at 01.32

    • Compensation for the tiny penis….love it!

      12.03.19 at 01.34

    • nice to make you smile

      12.03.19 at 10.32

  2. I will never get my fill of the way you whip, tease and caress words into doing whatever the hell you want them to do… seriously… it’s fucking beautiful! Thanks for playing along with this part doll. I agree, the awards are a little silly – and numerous – and deep down I know I should start ignoring them… however, they always make me laugh, and you know me… if it makes me feel good, I’ll do it… over and over again.

    12.03.17 at 15.28

    • in which case can i nominate you for the ‘most awesome blog ever award’? the rules are as follows:
      1, feel good.
      2, let me stroke your ego.
      3, stroke your own ego and let me watch.

      12.03.17 at 15.34

      • LMAO oh I love it… nothing like a little stroking to get the morning started right!

        12.03.17 at 15.39

        • i couldn’t get out of bed without stroking my ego

          12.03.17 at 15.42

  3. TheOthers1

    Nothing wrong with a big ego. 🙂

    12.03.17 at 12.20

    • it helps compensate for my tiny penis

      12.03.17 at 15.29

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