I was tagged by the amazing Bird, the author at Everyone Has A Story, and although I don’t do this shit normally, I do like getting my dick out in public. So here you go guys and gals, have another look.
1. Describe yourself in 7 words.
shallow/deep – happy/sad – loving/loved – horny
2. What keeps you up at night?
the bloody neighbours
3. Who would you like to be?
who i am
4. What are you wearing right now?
i so wanted to say “nothing”, that i took off my “unfuck the world” t-shirt, my orange combats and my doc marten boots, just so i can say “NOTHING!”
5. What scares you?
you do, and i do. sometimes everything and sometimes nothing.
seriously tho, losing those i love.
6. The best and worst of blogging.
best: masturbating over all your gravatar pics.
worst: having to read the shit you all write.
7. The last website I visited.
but that’s a lie… it was:
even that’s a lie… it was:
and even that is a lie. i have to admit that it was:
my girlfriend’s blog.
8. What is one thing I would change about myself?
i think, my ego: sometimes when i’m making love to a beautiful woman, i close my eyes and imagine i’m masturbating.
9. Slankets. Yes or No?
never! fucking shoot me if you ever see me in one of those things.
(what’s a slanket?)
10. Tell us something about the person that tagged you.
how should i know? its not like i read her blog or anything.
seriously tho: i have not known bird for very long, but she seems like someone who thinks and feels deeply. her blog shows a real understanding of herself and others, and although i secretly long for her to write something downright filthy, i still love her blog for its open and honest delights. follow it now before i have you killed.
I’m supposed to tag ten people. Fuck that! I’d tag one and that’d be Robin of My Own Fucked Up Universe, but I know she doesn’t read my stuff, and I’d only wanna know the answers to 4 and 7.