Top 10 reasons to have an internet girlfriend
Following on from yesterdays ‘Top 10 reasons to have an internet boyfriend‘, lets try the shoe on the other foot and see what’s in it for him if he dumps his girlfriend and signs up for some cyber-love instead.
Here are 10 reasons why you should trade your real girlfriend for a virtual one.
- She can be from anywhere in the world.
- You can switch her off when he gets on your nerves.
- You get to spend a lot of time masturbating.
- You’ll never catch an STD
- You don’t have to wash your feet.
- You finally have a legitimate reason for sending someone pictures of your dick.
- You don’t have to go clothes shopping with her.
- You never have to buy her flowers.
- You can have several at once.
- You don’t have to watch football with her.