poetry

Laptop in for repair

With my laptop gone
I’ll get no posts done
But I’ve still got my phone
And its a smart one
So I could write a poem
And sit in the sun
But I can’t be fucked


Rinse and repeat

your breasts come
with instructions:
kiss them
caress them
fondle them
worship them
press your cock
hard in between them
coat them with generous
helpings of cum
then rinse
and repeat
with your tongue.


How I love

god, how i love
looking at you.
god, how i want
just to touch you.
god, how i need
to hold you so tight.
without you
i can’t get through the night.

god, how i love
how we have so much fun.
god, how i love
watching you come.
god, how i love
the way that we click.
god, how i love
playing with my prick.


Pirates

i asked a friend,
a she,
why she wanted
so much
to be by the sea.

it makes me
feel free,
she said to me,
i want an island
and to swim you see?

i get that,
i said,
but tell me now,
why an island,
not an archipelago?

it could be
an isthmus
or a peninsular,
i don’t give a fuck,
as long we are

pirates building
in the sand,
salt in our hair,
your cock
in my hand.


Empty bed

I wake
In an empty bed,
But
I wake
With you on my mind
And so,
I wake
With a smile
And a hard on.

I sleep
In an empty bed,
But
I sleep
With you in my dreams
And so,
I dream
Of fucking you
Up the ass.


Tea


Mistakes

One thing
that I have learned
from my mistakes,
is that
I never learn
from my mistakes.


Ode to masturbation

bash the bishop, spank the monkey,
slap the salami and tickle your pickle.
by any other name
it would be just as beautiful.

polish the pearl, pump the keg.
slam the clam and beat the meat.
by and other name
it would be just as sweet

clap your clit and flick your bean
jack off, jill off, hit the slit
whatever you call it
just fucking do it

inspired by this wonderful piece


Reblog: Ode to cock

wonderful – inspired me to write this next piece


Just

don’t spit
don’t swallow
just
kiss
me


Blow my mind


Fuck


Today

Today
Is glorious,
Everyone looks beautiful.
I am in love with the whole world
Today.
I want to fuck and fight,
love and hate
And laugh and cry.
Today,
I want to make a million women come
And a million men weep.
I want to make things
Today
And break things.
I want to stand on a mountain top,
Stark bollock naked,
Today,
As stiff as the wind,
In the driving rain
And beat my chest and roar.
Today.


I would take on armies


Your giggle

YOUR giggle makes me stiff
makes me throb
makes me twitch

YOUR smile makes me shiver
makes me dribble
makes me quiver

YOUR laughter makes me hum
makes me drool
makes me come


A lover of noetry

he was known for his noetry
and his uncanny ability
to find words that didn’t rhyme
quite exactly

he said that noetry
was nothing like chemistry
where things have to rhyme
most precisely

he was a lover of noetry
and also notography
where finding words that rhyme
wasn’t important

he would write his noetry
while seated on the lavatory
and sometimes he didn’t even
finish them properly

more nifty noetry


Reblog: The cranky dove


Over your soul

my words dribble stickily –  over your soul – like my thick cum on your tits

my words drown you – making you wet – like your dripping cunt in my face

my words plunge fiercely – making you gag – like my hard prick down your throat

my words shoot thickly – into your mind – like my hot cum deep inside you


Still beautiful

Everybody is beautiful today.
Everything just shines.
A builder’s butt crack
Grins at me
Cheekily from the top of his slacks

more like this


Beautiful

Everybody is beautiful today.
Everything just shines.
A candy wrapper
Snuggles cosily
With a condom in the gutter.

more like this


Word whore

i want to write
something dirty to you
make you come with my words
i really do

line by line
and letter by letter
every pulsating word
making you wetter

each dripping syllable
thrilling you more
touch yourself with my words
be my filthy word whore


Hot ice

our hot winter lips
touch, warm our ice crystal breath.
snow melts on your skin.

as dawn draws first breath
the darkness whithers and dies
in the beginning

dark light


Not a noem

find more nifty noems right here


Tea

How would you like your tea?
Black?
Green?
With milk, or lemon?
Loose leaf?
Earl Grey perhaps?
Or Darjeeling maybe?
In a big mug?
With a biscuit to dunk?
How would you like you tea?

With you.
I’d like my tea with you?