Posts tagged “valentines

My wife

My wife,

For half my life.


Happy years,

And then we met.

Romeo and Juliet

After a few months, Romeo started to get on Juliet’s tits: he drank too much, never put the toilet seat down and would fart in bed.

She should have listened to her mother.

Why do hearts on cards look like that?

Surely a ‘real’ Valentine’s Day card would look like this…